Terms of Use | Not All Weepy

These Terms of Use govern your use of NotAllWeepy.com. The website is operated by Not All Weepy, a brand of Salix Grove LLC. At launch, the website provides brand and product information and links visitors to third-party marketplaces where products may be purchased.

At a Glance

NotAllWeepy.com does not offer customer accounts, a shopping cart, or direct website checkout at launch.
Product purchases are completed through third-party marketplaces such as Amazon and, when available, Etsy.
The marketplace's applicable rules, together with the product listing and seller terms shown for the order, govern price, tax, availability, payment, shipping, returns, and order processing.
Website content may discuss muscular dystrophy, FSHD, disability experiences, humor, encouragement, and products, but it is not medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.
Not All Weepy's website content, branding, illustrations, graphics, and other original materials are protected by intellectual-property laws.
You may use the website for lawful personal purposes, but you may not copy, resell, misuse, interfere with, or commercially exploit protected site content without permission.

1. Acceptance of These Terms

By accessing or using NotAllWeepy.com, you agree to these Terms of Use and the Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, do not use the website.

When you purchase a product through a third-party marketplace, you also agree to the marketplace terms and any seller or product terms presented there.

2. Website Purpose and No Medical Advice

Not All Weepy is a humor-and-encouragement brand for people living with muscular dystrophy and the people who care about them. Website content may include personal perspective, general information, humor, product descriptions, and supportive messaging.

Nothing on NotAllWeepy.com is medical advice, diagnosis, treatment, emergency guidance, or a substitute for advice from a qualified healthcare professional. Do not delay or disregard professional medical advice because of something you read on this website.

3. Products, Pricing, and Marketplace Purchases

At launch, NotAllWeepy.com does not sell products directly. Product buttons or links may take you to Amazon, Etsy, or another third-party marketplace.

The marketplace listing available when you place your order, together with applicable seller terms and marketplace rules, controls the product description, price, taxes, availability, shipping information, payment terms, return options, and other order-specific details. If information on NotAllWeepy.com differs from the current marketplace listing, rely on the marketplace listing before completing your purchase.

Product availability, marketplace placement, and product offerings may change without notice. We do not guarantee that every product shown or described on NotAllWeepy.com will remain available on every marketplace.

4. Product Images and Descriptions

We aim to present product descriptions and images accurately. Screen settings, lighting, printing, manufacturing, materials, and normal production variation may affect how colors or physical details appear. Final product specifications should be confirmed from the marketplace listing before purchase.

5. Intellectual Property

Unless otherwise stated, NotAllWeepy.com and its original content, including the Not All Weepy name and branding, logos, illustrations, graphics, artwork, text, page designs, and other brand materials, are owned by or licensed to Salix Grove LLC and are protected by applicable intellectual-property laws.

You may view and use the website for your own lawful personal purposes. You may not reproduce, republish, sell, license, distribute, modify, create derivative commercial products from, or otherwise commercially exploit protected Not All Weepy content without prior written permission, except as allowed by law.

6. Prohibited Uses

You may not:

use the website for unlawful, fraudulent, abusive, harassing, exploitative, or harmful activity;
attempt to interfere with the website's security, hosting, availability, or operation;
introduce malicious code, automated abuse, scraping, or requests intended to damage or overload the service;
misrepresent yourself as Not All Weepy or Salix Grove LLC;
copy or use Not All Weepy branding, artwork, graphics, or other protected content in a way that suggests sponsorship, affiliation, or endorsement without permission; or
use website content as a substitute for professional medical advice.

7. Third-Party Links and Services

The website may link to third-party marketplaces, social platforms, or other services. Those services are operated independently and have their own terms, privacy policies, order processes, and availability. Not All Weepy is not responsible for the operation, security, or content of unrelated third-party services.

A link does not mean we endorse every statement, product, or service available on the linked site.

8. Marketplace Orders, Shipping, Returns, and Refunds

Orders placed through a third-party marketplace are subject to the marketplace's applicable rules and the seller, listing, or product terms shown there. Not All Weepy may physically fulfill and ship marketplace orders itself. Additional information is summarized in the Not All Weepy Marketplace Orders, Shipping, Returns & Refunds Policy. If that policy conflicts with mandatory marketplace rules for a particular order, the marketplace's applicable rules control.

9. Copyright Concerns

If you believe content displayed on NotAllWeepy.com infringes your copyright or other intellectual-property rights, contact Hello@NotAllWeepy.com with enough information for us to identify the work, locate the material at issue, and understand your claim.

10. Disclaimer of Warranties

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, NOTALLWEEPY.COM AND ITS CONTENT ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE.” NOT ALL WEEPY AND SALIX GROVE LLC DISCLAIM WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.

WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE WEBSITE WILL ALWAYS BE AVAILABLE, ERROR-FREE, OR COMPLETELY SECURE. NOTHING IN THESE TERMS LIMITS RIGHTS OR WARRANTIES THAT CANNOT BE DISCLAIMED UNDER APPLICABLE LAW.

11. Limitation of Liability

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, NOT ALL WEEPY, SALIX GROVE LLC, AND THEIR OWNERS AND PERSONNEL WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR FOR LOST PROFITS, LOST BUSINESS, LOST DATA, OR REPUTATIONAL HARM, ARISING FROM OR RELATED TO THE WEBSITE OR THESE TERMS.

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, OUR TOTAL AGGREGATE LIABILITY FOR CLAIMS ARISING FROM OR RELATED TO NOTALLWEEPY.COM OR THESE TERMS WILL NOT EXCEED THE GREATER OF (A) THE AMOUNT, IF ANY, YOU PAID DIRECTLY TO SALIX GROVE LLC THROUGH NOTALLWEEPY.COM IN THE TWELVE MONTHS BEFORE THE EVENT GIVING RISE TO THE CLAIM, OR (B) $100. THIS LIMIT DOES NOT APPLY WHERE APPLICABLE LAW DOES NOT ALLOW IT.

12. Indemnification

To the extent permitted by law, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless Salix Grove LLC, Not All Weepy, and their owners and personnel from claims, damages, losses, and reasonable expenses arising from your material violation of these Terms, unlawful use of the website, or misuse of protected Not All Weepy content.

13. Governing Law and Disputes

These Terms are governed by the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without regard to conflict-of-law rules. Any dispute that cannot be resolved informally will be brought in a court with lawful jurisdiction in Virginia, except that either party may bring an eligible claim in small claims court. These Terms do not impose mandatory arbitration.

14. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms when the website, products, business model, legal requirements, or practices change. Updated Terms will be posted with a revised effective date.

15. General

If any provision of these Terms is found unenforceable, the remaining provisions remain in effect. Failure to enforce a provision is not a waiver. Salix Grove LLC may assign these Terms in connection with a merger, acquisition, financing, sale of assets, or similar business transfer.

The Privacy Policy explains how information associated with NotAllWeepy.com is handled. The Marketplace Orders, Shipping, Returns & Refunds Policy explains the website's marketplace-first order model and where to seek help with shipping, returns, refunds, or order issues.

For questions about these Terms, contact:
Not All Weepy
A brand of Salix Grove LLC
Email: Hello@NotAllWeepy.com